Little Johnny walked into the kitchen and saw his mother baking a cake. “I’m going to play in my room for the next two hours,” he announced. “I’d really like a piece of cake when it’s ready.” A little later,…

Two elderly Floridian ladies were sitting on a park bench in Miami one morning. One of them turned to the other and said, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful these days. This morning, I was standing at the top of…

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the check-up, the doctor asked to speak with the wife privately. Once they were alone, the doctor said, “Your husband is suffering from a very serious stress disorder. If you…

Two elderly women were driving in a large car. Neither of them could see very well over the dashboard. As they were driving along, they came to an intersection. The traffic light was red, but they drove straight through it.…

A jogger was running down a country road when he suddenly heard a horse shout, “Hey, come over here, buddy!” Startled, the jogger stopped and ran over to the fence where the horse was standing. “Were you talking to me?”…

An elderly woman and her young grandson, whose face was covered with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. A group of children was waiting in line to have their faces painted by a local artist who was decorating…

A family was driving on holiday when a frog hopped across the road. The husband, who was driving, managed to stop the car just in time. He got out, picked up the frog, and carried it safely to the side…

Tom went fishing one morning, but after a short while, he ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a cottonmouth snake with a frog in its mouth. “Frogs make great bass bait,” he…

A frog walked into a bank and approached the teller. From her nameplate, he could see that her name was Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to apply for a $30,000 loan to take a holiday,” he said. Pattie looked…

A middle-aged professor heard a knock on the door of his office on campus. After taking a moment to get to the door, he opened it and found an elderly man standing there with a warm smile. “May I come…

A father was waiting for Little Johnny to come home from school. His son arrived an hour late. “Where were you?” the father asked. “I helped a granny cross the road!” said Little Johnny. The father smiled. “I’m proud of…

A lawyer went duck hunting in rural Oklahoma. He shot a duck, but it landed in a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence to retrieve it, an elderly farmer drove…