A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. She asked, “Mike, what’s your problem?” Mike replied, “I’m too smart for first grade! My sister is in third grade, and I’m smarter than she is. I…
Yesterday, I received a friend request from a young, attractive guy who looked about 19 or 20 years old. I was curious. I wanted to know why someone so young would want an elderly woman like me as a Facebook…
Alex was flipping through the newspaper one morning when he spotted an ad that read: “Circus Looking for New Talent!” Alex scratched his head and thought, “Well… why not? I’m pretty talented.” So he picked up the phone and called…
One afternoon, a husband sent a message to his wife. Husband: “Hi, darling. What are you doing?” A moment later, his phone buzzed with her reply. Wife: “I’m dying…” The husband stared at the screen in shock. Then suddenly, he…
Wife: Honey, should I cut my hair? Husband: Okay, cut it. Wife: But I put so much effort into growing it this long. Husband: Then don’t cut it. Wife: But short hair is really in style these days. Husband: Okay,…
Sue called her husband, Dan, at work. “Dan, do you have time for a quick chat?” “Sorry, darling, this isn’t a good time. I’m about to go into a board meeting.” “But it won’t take long,” Sue said. “I just…
A teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: “Ask your parents to tell you a story with a moral at the end.” The next day, the children came to class and began sharing their stories. One little girl started: “My…
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.” Her husband ran toward her with a huge smile…
A vain lion wanted to find out why the other animals were not as beautiful as he was. First, he asked a giraffe. The giraffe didn’t know. Next, the lion asked a bear. The bear had no answer either. Then…
A new teacher, on his first day, noticed that the other children were teasing one boy, calling him “Mikey the Moron.” During recess, the teacher asked the children why they called him that. “Well, sir, he really is a moron,”…
The mother-in-law came home and found her son-in-law, Johnny, furiously packing his suitcase. Mother-in-Law:“What happened?” Johnny:“What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I emailed my wife to tell her I was coming home from my trip today. When I got…
A third-grade teacher had a fun tradition. Every morning during roll call, each student had to stand up and recite a short poem. The first student, Dan, was the teacher’s favorite. Dan:“My name is Dan, and when I become a…