A burglar broke into a house late one night.
As he searched the rooms with his flashlight, looking for valuables, he suddenly heard a voice from the darkness say,
“Jesus knows you’re here.”
The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin.
He switched off his flashlight and stood perfectly still.
After hearing nothing else for a while, he convinced himself he had imagined it and continued searching.
Just as he was putting a laptop into his bag, he heard the voice again.
“Jesus is watching you.”
Startled, he quickly shined his flashlight around the room, trying to find where the voice was coming from.
Finally, the beam landed on a parrot sitting in the corner.
“Did you say that?” the burglar whispered.
“Yes,” the parrot replied.
“I’m just trying to warn you that he’s watching you.”
The burglar relaxed and smiled.
“Oh really? And who are you?”
“Moses,” answered the parrot.
“Moses?” the burglar laughed.
“What kind of people would name a bird Moses?”
The parrot replied,
“The same kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”