Little Johnny was writing a school paper about childbirth.
Curious, he asked his parents,
“How was I born?”
His mother felt a little uncomfortable and replied,
“The stork brought you.”
“Oh,” said Johnny.
“Then how were you and Dad born?”
His mother answered,
“Well… the stork brought us too. And Grandpa and Grandma.”
Little Johnny nodded and started writing his paper.
He began with:
“This report has been very difficult to write because there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”