After suffering a heart attack and undergoing quadruple bypass surgery, an elderly man woke up in a Catholic hospital.
Several nuns were taking care of him as he recovered.
One of the nuns asked,
“Do you have health insurance?”
“No,” the old man replied.
“I don’t have health insurance.”
The nun then asked,
“Do you have any money in the bank?”
“No,” he answered.
“I don’t have any money in the bank.”
She continued,
“Do you have any relatives who could help pay the bill?”
The old man replied,
“I only have one sister, and she’s a nun.”
The nun frowned and said,
“Nuns are not spinsters. Nuns are married to God!”
The old man smiled and said,
“Alright then… send the bill to my brother-in-law.”