A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm. They were standing on a floating platform in the middle of a lake full of crocodiles. The owner of the farm shouted, “Whoever jumps into the water, swims to shore, and…
A six-year-old boy was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. His father was explaining how dangerous polar bears were and told him that, out of all the animals in the zoo, they…
A young man named Dave bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The following day, the farmer arrived at Dave’s house and said, “Sorry, son, but I’ve got some…
A blind man walked into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot sitting on his shoulder. The bartender looked up and said, “Hey! No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re not just animals, buster!” the parrot…
One day, the boss noticed that one of his most reliable employees hadn’t come to work and hadn’t even called in sick. Since there was an urgent problem with one of the company’s main computers, he called the employee’s home.…
Arthur was 75 years old and had played golf every day since retiring 15 years earlier. One day, he came home looking disappointed. “That’s it,” he told his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that…
Fifteen-year-old Little Johnny came home driving a brand-new Porsche. His parents were shocked. “Where did you get that car?” they shouted. “I bought it today,” Johnny replied calmly. “With what money?” his parents demanded. “Do you know how much a…
A grandmother was telling her grandson how she ended up marrying his grandfather. “When I was in my twenties,” she began, “the man I was dating went off to war.” “We were deeply in love,” she said, “and we wrote…
Grandpa was showing Little Johnny around the farm. When they reached the corral, Grandpa pointed and explained, “That’s a bull and a cow, and he’s serving her.” A little later, they came across some horses. Grandpa pointed again and said,…
Little Johnny and his family often visited his grandmother for meals during holidays and special occasions such as Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. One Sunday, the family gathered at Grandma’s house for dinner. Everyone was seated around the table as the…
An elderly wealthy man walked into a bank in New York City and asked to speak with a loan officer. He explained that he was traveling to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan…
Thanks to modern fertility technology, an 88-year-old woman was recently able to give birth to a baby. After being discharged from the hospital, she returned home, and several relatives came to visit. “Can we see the new baby?” one of…