Category Funny Jokes

A sweet elderly woman called St. Joseph’s Hospital. In a soft voice, she asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator replied, “I’d be happy to help. What’s the…

A young farm boy was milking a cow when, all of a sudden, a large bull came charging straight toward him. The workers nearby watched in horror. But the boy calmly kept milking the cow as if nothing was happening.…

A group of elderly ladies met in the park every day. A man often saw them sitting together, talking and laughing loudly. One day, as he walked by, he noticed something unusual. Everyone was completely silent. He thought, “Something serious…

An elderly man walked into a jewelry store to buy an expensive locket for his girlfriend. After wrapping it, the jeweler asked, “Would you like me to engrave her name on it?” The old man thought for a moment and…

A wise old man was sitting by a river when he noticed a cat struggling in the water. The cat had fallen into the river and was trying not to drown. The old man reached out to save it, but…

Two police officers saw an elderly woman staggering down the street. When they stopped to check on her, they realized she had far too much to drink. Instead of taking her to jail, they decided to drive her home. They…

A rancher owned the largest bull in Texas, while another rancher had the best milking cow in the county. They decided to breed the two animals and split the offspring between them. They brought the bull over to the cow,…

Little Johnny ran into the house crying his eyes out. His mother asked, “What’s wrong?” Johnny replied, “Dad and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. It was really huge! But while he was reeling it in, the…

A husband and wife were sitting in a lawyer’s office, preparing their wills. The lawyer suggested that they also discuss their end-of-life wishes and how they wanted to be cared for if they ever became seriously ill. The husband turned…

A man bought a parrot, but the bird constantly insulted him. He tried everything he could think of to make the parrot stop, but nothing worked. Finally, frustrated, he put the parrot in the freezer. A few minutes later, the…

One day, a teacher brought two buckets into the classroom. One bucket was filled with water, and the other was filled with beer. Then he brought in a donkey. The donkey smelled both buckets and chose to drink the water.…

One morning, after waking up, a woman said to her husband, “I had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” Her husband smiled and replied, “You’ll find out tonight.” The…