Little Johnny and Susie, both five years old, were playing house. After a while, they decided it was time to get married. So Johnny went to Susie’s father and politely asked for permission. Susie’s dad smiled and asked, “So, where…
A three-year-old boy was sitting on the toilet. After a while, his mother noticed he had been in the bathroom for quite some time, so she went to check on him. She found Billy sitting on the toilet, quietly reading…
A wealthy elderly man was lying on his deathbed when he realized he had never written a will. He called his lawyer and asked him to come over. The next day, the lawyer arrived. The old man said, “I want…
At the end of a long day, two shepherds stood leaning on their crooks. One of them asked, “So, how’s life treating you?” The other sighed. “Not very well.” “I can’t pay my bills, my health isn’t great, my kids…
A husband walked into the police station to report his wife missing. The officer asked, “When did you last see her?” “She went shopping yesterday and never came home,” the husband replied. The officer began filling out the report. “What…
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen while his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up, so he decided it was the perfect time to ask for a present. “Mom, I want a bicycle for my birthday.” Johnny had…
Brian said to his best friend, Mike, “The excitement is gone from my marriage.” Mike smiled and said, “Why not add a little excitement to your life? Have an affair.” Brian looked worried. “But what if my wife finds out?”…
Early one morning, a husband gently woke his wife and asked, “Honey, would you like to join me for yoga?” She frowned. “Oh… so you’re saying I’m fat?” “No,” he replied. “Yoga is good for your health.” “Oh, so now…
One fine morning, an elderly couple was having breakfast together. The wife suddenly asked her husband, “Will you get married again after I die?” The husband looked surprised. “What a gloomy question! We’re enjoying a beautiful morning, and you bring…
An old man bought a well from a clever fellow. The very next day, while on his way to the market, he ran into the seller. The man smirked and said, “I sold you the well, but I didn’t sell…
A senior citizen asked his 80-year-old friend, “So, I hear you’re getting married?” “Yep,” his friend replied. “Do I know her?” “Nope.” “Is she good-looking?” “Not really.” “Is she a good cook?” “Not especially.” “Is she wealthy?” “Nope. Poor as…
A lion was getting married, and all the animals gathered to celebrate. Out of respect, every animal stood at a safe distance to congratulate the king of the jungle. Then a tiny mouse confidently walked right up onto the stage…