A dog walked into a butcher shop.
The butcher looked at him and asked,
“What can I get for you?”
The dog pointed to a steak in the display case.
“How many pounds?” the butcher asked.
The dog barked twice.
“Two pounds. Got it.”
Then the dog pointed to the pork chops and barked four times.
“Four pork chops,” the butcher said.
He wrapped everything up, placed the package in the dog’s mouth, took the payment from a small purse tied around the dog’s neck, and watched him leave.
A customer who had witnessed the whole thing was amazed.
Curious, he decided to follow the dog.
The dog walked several blocks, stopped at a house, and rang the doorbell.
A man opened the door.
The customer exclaimed,
“What an incredible dog!”
The owner rolled his eyes and replied,
“Incredible?”
“This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”