Category Funny Jokes

An old man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn’t know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress…

An old lady has 3 grown-up sons who each bought her a present for her milestone birthday. The first son, who had made it big in life, bought his old mom a beautiful big house. The second son bought his…

One Sunday morning, the preacher stood up in church and began his sermon titled “Forgive Your Enemies.” He spoke passionately about kindness, patience, and letting go of grudges. After a while, he decided to ask the congregation a question. “How many of…

Dad: Why did the Grammar teacher slap you yesterday…? Little Johnny : Just wanted to clear my doubt… I asked her a valid question, for which she had no answer… So, she took out her frustration by being furious violently……

Jenny’s husband, Jeremy, and Jenny both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was woman’s work! But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another…

One day, while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. He’s inquiring about a particular petroleum jelly product to see how it’s being used, and by whom. “Hello,” he…