Little Johnny came home with his history test, and the score on it was 90. His father was thrilled. But his mother, Karen, found it hard to believe that Johnny had scored 90 in history. She looked at the paper…
A woman in a supermarket noticed a grandfather shopping with his badly behaved grandson. The little boy was screaming for candy, biscuits, and anything else he could see. The grandfather stayed calm and quietly said, “Easy, William. We won’t be…
Little Johnny was writing a school paper about childbirth. Curious, he asked his parents, “How was I born?” His mother felt a little uncomfortable and replied, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” said Johnny. “Then how were you and Dad born?”…
A young boy named Dave lived in a small village. None of his classmates liked him because they thought he was very stupid. His teacher especially had little patience with him and was always saying, “Dave… you’re driving me crazy!”…
A burglar broke into a house late one night. As he searched the rooms with his flashlight, looking for valuables, he suddenly heard a voice from the darkness say, “Jesus knows you’re here.” The burglar nearly jumped out of his…
A married couple was walking through a garden when a dog suddenly came running toward them. They were both sure the dog was about to attack. The husband quickly lifted his wife, hoping the dog would bite him instead of…
After suffering a heart attack and undergoing quadruple bypass surgery, an elderly man woke up in a Catholic hospital. Several nuns were taking care of him as he recovered. One of the nuns asked, “Do you have health insurance?” “No,”…
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, “When we were first married, I would come home from work, my wife would bring me my slippers, and our cute little dog would run around barking.” “Now, after ten years, things…
One day, two young brothers, Johnny and Billy, aged 12 and 14, came home with a €20 note and a €50 note. Their mother looked surprised and asked, “Where did you get all that money?” The 12-year-old replied, “We were…
An old man was lying across three seats in a movie theater. When the usher walked by and saw him, he quietly said, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed to use one seat.” The old man just groaned and didn’t…
An 80-year-old man sat down in an orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. It must be at least a thousand.” The doctor smiled and replied, “And now,…
A salesman was talking to an old farmer when he noticed a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. Curious, he asked, “What on earth is that all about?” The old farmer replied, “We had a fire in the chicken…