A football team was practicing on the field when something very unexpected happened. A large turkey walked up to the coach and asked for a chance to join the team.
“Are you serious?” the coach shouted. “We don’t give football tryouts to turkeys!”
Before anyone could stop him, the turkey ran across the field, jumped into the air, and made an incredible catch.
The coach stared in amazement.
“That was unbelievable!” he said. “I’ve never seen anything like it. How much would you want to play for us this season?”
The turkey smiled and shook his head.
“Don’t worry about the money,” he said. “Just answer one question for me. Does the football season go past Thanksgiving?”