Grandpa was showing Little Johnny around the farm.
When they reached the corral, Grandpa pointed and explained,
“That’s a bull and a cow, and he’s serving her.”
A little later, they came across some horses.
Grandpa pointed again and said,
“That’s a stud and a mare, and he’s serving her too.”
That evening, the family sat down for supper.
After everyone was seated and grace had been said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and asked,
“Would you please serve the turkey?”
Little Johnny immediately jumped to his feet and shouted,
“If he does, I’m eating a hamburger!”