An elderly woman and her young grandson, whose face was covered with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. A group of children was waiting in line to have their faces painted by a local artist who was decorating…
A family was driving on holiday when a frog hopped across the road. The husband, who was driving, managed to stop the car just in time. He got out, picked up the frog, and carried it safely to the side…
Tom went fishing one morning, but after a short while, he ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a cottonmouth snake with a frog in its mouth. “Frogs make great bass bait,” he…
A frog walked into a bank and approached the teller. From her nameplate, he could see that her name was Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to apply for a $30,000 loan to take a holiday,” he said. Pattie looked…
A middle-aged professor heard a knock on the door of his office on campus. After taking a moment to get to the door, he opened it and found an elderly man standing there with a warm smile. “May I come…
A father was waiting for Little Johnny to come home from school. His son arrived an hour late. “Where were you?” the father asked. “I helped a granny cross the road!” said Little Johnny. The father smiled. “I’m proud of…
A lawyer went duck hunting in rural Oklahoma. He shot a duck, but it landed in a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence to retrieve it, an elderly farmer drove…
A policeman was walking down the street one day when he noticed a very small boy, Little Johnny, trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. Johnny was so small that he couldn’t quite reach the doorbell.…
An elderly woman was holding a funeral for her recently deceased husband. After the viewing, she spoke about what a kind and honest man he had been. She shared how heartbroken she was to lose him and eventually burst into…
Morris, an elderly man, realized he needed a hearing aid. However, he didn’t want to spend much money on one. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesperson. “That depends,” the salesperson replied. “They range from $2.00 to $2,000.”…
One Sunday morning, an old man entered a church just before the service began. The old man and his clothes were perfectly clean, but his shirt and pants were old and worn. In his hand, he carried a worn-out hat…
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What will you have?” he asked. “Oh, I dont know. The same as you I…