Category Funny Jokes

A big old lion woke up one morning feeling bold and powerful. He wanted all the animals to remember that he was the King of the Jungle. So he found a small monkey, cornered him, and gave a mighty roar.…

A bird once asked a bee, Bird:“You work so hard to make honey, but people take it from you. Don’t you ever feel sad?” The bee smiled and replied, Bee:“No! They may have a way to take my honey, but…

An old lady was waiting to pull into a parking space when a young man in a brand-new red Mercedes drove around her and took the spot. The woman was furious and walked over to him. Old Lady:“I was waiting…

A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing by the fence, watching the whole thing with wide eyes. The rancher thought to himself, “He’s only four. I guess I’m going to…

A big-city lawyer was representing a railroad in a lawsuit brought by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull had disappeared from the section of land where the railroad tracks passed through. The rancher wanted to be paid the bull’s…

The newlywed wife greeted her husband when he came home from work. Wife:“I have some wonderful news! Soon, there will be three people living in this house instead of two.” The husband’s face lit up with excitement. He rushed over,…

One morning, Grandma was surprised when her 8-year-old grandson, Johnny, brought her a cup of coffee. She took a sip and nearly made a face. It was the bitterest coffee she had ever tasted. Still, she drank the whole cup…

An adventurer was exploring the jungle when he came across Tarzan. Tarzan was busy painting white stripes on black zebras and black stripes on white zebras. The adventurer was curious but decided not to interrupt him, so he returned home.…

A city man went to the countryside to buy a pig. He approached a pig farmer and said, Man:“I’d like to buy a 25-pound pig.” The farmer picked up the pig’s tail, put it in his mouth, and bobbed his…

John had just returned from a safari in Africa. When he arrived home, he went to visit his friend Mark and told him about his adventure. John:“I was deep in the jungle when I suddenly heard a noise behind me.…

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her 80s and had never married. She was well known for her kindness and gentle nature. One afternoon, the pastor came to visit. Miss Bea welcomed him into her cozy sitting room and…

An elderly patient at a mental hospital was being considered for release. The review board asked him what he would do if they let him go. Patient:“I’m going to make a slingshot, come back here, and break every window in…