Martin and his wife, Debbie, walked into a dentist’s office.
Martin:
“Doc, I’m in a terrible hurry. I have three buddies waiting in the car to play golf. Forget the anesthetic—I don’t have time to wait for my gums to go numb. Just pull the tooth and get it over with!”
Martin checked his watch.
Martin:
“It’s Friday, and we have a 10:00 a.m. tee time at the best golf course in town. It’s already 9:15!”
The dentist was impressed by Martin’s bravery. He couldn’t believe someone would ask to have a tooth pulled without anything to numb the pain.
Dentist:
“Which tooth is it, sir?”
Martin turned to his wife.
Martin:
“Open your mouth and show him, dear…”