A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided he had to get rid of it.
One day, he drove the cat 20 blocks away from home and left it at a park.
As he drove back toward his house, he was shocked to see the cat walking up the driveway.
The next day, he drove the cat 40 blocks away and left it there.
When he got home, there was the cat again!
He kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but somehow, the cat always beat him home.
Finally, the man drove several miles away. He turned right, then left, crossed a bridge, turned right again, and made several more turns until he was sure he was far enough from home.
He left the cat there and drove away.
A few hours later, he called his wife.
Man:
“Jen, is the cat there?”
Wife:
“Yes. Why do you ask?”
Frustrated, the man replied:
Man:
“Put that cat on the phone. I’m lost and I need directions!”