A man was driving through an intersection when the light turned yellow. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have rushed through before the light turned red. The older woman driving behind him…
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was being held. Wife:“Could you please drop me off at the wedding?” Husband:“I’m going to be busy at the office all day. Here’s…
A husband and wife got up early on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife noticed that her husband was still in his pajamas. Wife:“Why aren’t you dressed for church?” Husband:“Simple. I’m not going.” Wife:“Why not?” Husband:“I have three good reasons.…
A man walked into a bar with his dog on a leash. The bartender took one look at the dog and stared. Bartender:“That’s a strange-looking dog! It’s pink, has short legs, and no tail. But I bet my Rottweiler could…
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day when little Timmy suddenly started laughing. Teacher:“What’s so funny, Timmy?” Timmy:“I can see your bra strap.” The teacher frowned. Teacher:“Go home. You’re not coming back to class for a week.” Timmy got…
A wife casually called her husband at the office one afternoon. Wife:“Hi, how are you?” Husband:“I’m fine.” Wife:“What did you have for lunch today?” The husband sighed. Husband:“Don’t you have anything else to ask? It’s always the same silly questions:…
An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch, enjoying the sunrise, when he saw the neighbor’s boy walking by carrying something large under his arm. Old Man:“Hey, boy! What you got there?” Boy:“A roll of chicken wire.”…
At a gas station, Jason noticed an older woman filling up her car. As he watched, he wondered whether someone her age should still be driving. The woman finished filling her tank, pulled up beside him, rolled down her window,…
A husband and wife were having a serious argument when the husband finally said, Husband:“Pack your things!” Just then, the wife’s phone rang, so the argument had to pause. It was her father calling, and the phone was on speaker.…
A husband and wife were playing a game at home. Wife:“Honey, let’s play a game.” Husband:“Okay. What’s the game?” Wife:“If I name a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall. If I name…
Three elderly grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of the grandmas called out, Grandma:“Hey! We bet we can tell you exactly how old you are!” Old Man:“There’s no way…
An old man was sitting quietly in a small diner, enjoying his pancakes and coffee. Suddenly, three rough-looking bikers walked in. They noticed the old man sitting alone and decided to have some fun at his expense. The first biker…