A man takes his seat on a plane and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat beside him.
Man:
“Could I have a coffee, please?”
The parrot suddenly squawks:
Parrot:
“And get me a whisky, too!”
The flight attendant is startled but brings the parrot a whisky. However, she forgets the man’s coffee.
The man politely points this out, but before the flight attendant can respond, the parrot finishes its drink and squawks:
Parrot:
“Get me another whisky, you silly woman!”
The embarrassed flight attendant brings the parrot another whisky, but still doesn’t bring the coffee.
The man, frustrated, decides to copy the parrot’s approach.
Man:
“I’ve asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it now!”
A moment later, two strong crew members grab both the man and the parrot and throw them out through the emergency exit.
As they fall through the air, the parrot looks over at the man and says:
Parrot:
“For someone who can’t fly, you’re a pretty lippy fellow!”