Little Johnny was standing in the barn with his grandpa. There were rabbits hopping around, and their droppings were scattered all over the floor.
Johnny:
“Grandpa, what are all these little pellets on the ground?”
Grandpa:
“They’re smart pills, Johnny. Eat some, and you’ll get smarter.”
Johnny liked the idea, so he grabbed a handful and popped them into his mouth.
He immediately spit them out.
Johnny:
“Ugh! Those taste awful, Grandpa!”
Grandpa:
“See? You’re getting smarter already.”