A kindergarten teacher was playing a guessing game with her class using different flavored candies. She handed one candy to each child. “Eat the red one first,” she said. “Then tell me what flavor you think it is.” The children…
A woman met an elderly man at a bar. They got along well, talked for hours, and eventually decided to go back to his apartment for a cup of coffee. As he showed her around, she noticed that one entire…
One evening, two nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea, were walking home from the market. It was getting dark, and they still had a long way to go before reaching their convent. After a while, Sister Dulce quietly whispered, “Is…
Two friends were taking a walk through a beautiful nature park when they spotted a rare and adorable squirrel sitting on a tree branch. One of them whispered, “That’s amazing! We should take it home.” His friend looked around nervously.…
A woman walked into a pet store looking to buy a parrot. As she looked around, she noticed that most of the parrots cost between $150 and $200. Then she spotted one in a separate cage with a price tag…
For several years, a married man had a secret relationship with an Italian woman. One day, she told him that she was expecting a baby. Not wanting the news to become public or affect his marriage, he offered her a…
An American couple adopted a little boy from Germany. The years went by, but the boy never spoke. After two years, his parents began to worry. After three years, he was still completely silent. Even after four years, he had…
An elderly man was lying in bed, very ill, while his family sat in the living room discussing his funeral. His son Arthur said, “We should give him a grand farewell. Let’s invite hundreds of people and rent a whole…
An old farmer couldn’t decide which of his three grown sons should inherit the family farm. One morning, he gave each of them a duck and said, “Whoever gets the most value for their duck will inherit the farm.” The…
An elderly Scottish Jewish man decided it was finally time to retire and take up golf. He applied for membership at a local Scottish golf club. About a week later, he received a letter saying his application had been rejected.…
A deer hunter had another hunting trip go completely wrong. It seemed like every time he went into the woods, something unlucky happened. He would spot a big buck, carefully aim, pull the trigger… and miss. If he managed to…
A man owned a rabbit farm that was famous all over the world. People said his rabbits were so strong they could lift more weight than any person. One day, a little boy visited the farm and asked, “How do…