A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds one afternoon. Wife:“I want to ride the Ferris wheel!” Husband:“I’m not comfortable going on that ride.” So the wife decided to go by herself. The Ferris wheel started turning, round and round.…

Little Johnny was sitting in the backyard when his grandad came outside. Johnny:“Grandad, I’m bored.” Grandad:“I’ll tell you what. If you can get this worm back into its hole, I’ll give you £10. That should keep you busy.” Grandad picked…

During break time, a teacher noticed that one of his students, Johnny, was sitting alone and looking miserable. The teacher sat beside him. Teacher:“Johnny, what’s wrong? Are you sick?” Johnny:“No.” Teacher:“Then what’s wrong?” Johnny:“I just want to be alone.” Teacher:“Come…

Johnny’s mother-in-law came home and found him furiously packing his suitcase. Mother-in-Law:“What happened?” Johnny:“What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I emailed your daughter, Rachel, to let her know I was coming home from my trip today. When I arrived,…

Dad:“Johnny, who do you like more, Mom or Dad?” Johnny:“Both!” Dad:“Okay. If I go to America and your mom goes to Paris, where would you go?” Johnny:“Paris.” Dad:“So that means you like your mom more?” Johnny:“No. It means I like…

Joe was an elderly housekeeper who had a habit of drinking his boss Sam’s wine and replacing it with water. Sam suspected Joe but tolerated it for a while. However, when it became a daily routine, Sam decided to catch…

One evening, a man was very impressed with the meat his wife had prepared. Husband:“What did you marinate this in?” His wife immediately began giving him a heartfelt speech about how much she loved him and how she couldn’t imagine…

A lion walked into a fancy restaurant one evening, his tail swishing proudly behind him. The hostess was surprised but decided not to question him. He looked perfectly well-behaved. The lion sat at a table near the window and carefully…

A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride immediately called her mother. Mother:“How was the honeymoon?” Daughter:“Oh, Mom, it was wonderful! So romantic…” Suddenly, she started crying. Daughter:“But as soon as we…

Two women were walking home after a girls’ night out when they passed a graveyard and stopped for a quick bathroom break. The first woman didn’t have anything to use, so she used her underwear and tossed it away. The…

Earl and Johnny went on a hunting trip together. The nights were already getting cold, so they decided to share a tent. Around 1 a.m., Earl suddenly woke up and noticed Johnny moving around. Earl:“Johnny! What do you think you’re…

A woman came home and happily told her husband, Wife:“Remember those headaches I’ve been having for years? They’re completely gone!” Husband:“No more headaches? What happened?” Wife:“Margie recommended a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, look…