Dad:
“Johnny, who do you like more, Mom or Dad?”
Johnny:
“Both!”
Dad:
“Okay. If I go to America and your mom goes to Paris, where would you go?”
Johnny:
“Paris.”
Dad:
“So that means you like your mom more?”
Johnny:
“No. It means I like Paris!”
Dad:
“Alright. If I go to Paris and your mom goes to America, where would you go?”
Johnny:
“America!”
Dad:
“Why?!”
Johnny:
“Because I’ve already been to Paris!”
Dad:
“WHEN did you go to Paris?”
Johnny:
“In the first question you asked!”