Two women were walking home after a girls’ night out when they passed a graveyard and stopped for a quick bathroom break.
The first woman didn’t have anything to use, so she used her underwear and tossed it away.
The second woman noticed a ribbon from a funeral wreath and used that instead.
The next morning, the first woman’s husband called the second woman’s husband, sounding upset.
Husband:
“My wife came home last night without her underwear!”
The other husband laughed.
Husband:
“That’s nothing! Mine came home with a card attached that said, ‘From everyone at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.'”