A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds one afternoon.
Wife:
“I want to ride the Ferris wheel!”
Husband:
“I’m not comfortable going on that ride.”
So the wife decided to go by herself.
The Ferris wheel started turning, round and round. Suddenly, the wife was thrown from her seat and landed in a heap right at her husband’s feet.
Husband:
“Are you hurt?”
Wife:
“Of course I’m hurt!”
Husband:
“Well, why didn’t you wave?”
Wife:
“Three times around, and you didn’t wave once!”