A young teacher was giving her sixth-grade class a large assignment one morning. She stood at the chalkboard, reaching high to write the instructions. Suddenly, one of the boys started giggling. She turned around and asked, “Pat, what’s so funny?”…
An elderly woman joined a country club and overheard several men talking about their golf game. Woman:“I played on my college golf team and was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week?” The men didn’t really…
Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they were convinced they were in love. One day, Johnny decided he wanted to marry Susie, so he bravely went to ask her father for permission. Johnny:“Mr. Smith, Susie and…
A woman was going to France for a two-week company training session. Her husband drove her to the airport and wished her a safe trip. Wife:“Thank you, honey. What would you like me to bring you?” Husband:“How about a French…
Murphy, an elderly furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand his store’s collection. He traveled to Paris, where he met with several manufacturers and chose some new furniture he thought would sell well back home. After making his purchases, Murphy…
A German, an Italian, a Frenchman, and an Englishman were having a philosophical debate. The question came up: “What separates humans from animals?” German:“Technology. Other creatures use tools, but none can match the engineering and inventions humans have created. Our…
A man sat in his study with a book in one hand and a glass of rich Cabernet beside him. There was a quiet knock at the door. Dad:“Come in.” The door opened slowly, and his 17-year-old son walked in…
A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The following morning, the farmer arrived at Chuck’s house with some bad news. Farmer:“Sorry, son, but I…
Little Johnny was once caught playing doctor with the neighbor girl. His dad was worried and decided to give him some advice. Dad:“Johnny, you know girls have teeth down there, right?” Johnny:“What? Are you serious?” Dad:“Yes. So you’d better stay…
Wife:“Honey, please don’t forget to buy some bread on your way home from work. Oh, and your girlfriend Elizabeth is here. She says hello.” Husband:“Who is Elizabeth?” Wife:“Nobody. I just wanted you to reply so I know you saw my…
An elderly lawyer parked his brand-new Porsche outside his office, hoping to show it off to his colleagues. As he stepped out of the car, a large truck came too close to the curb and ripped the driver’s door completely…
A man went to see the rabbi looking very worried. Man:“Rabbi, something terrible is happening, and I really need your advice.” Rabbi:“What’s wrong?” Man:“I’m convinced my wife is poisoning me!” The rabbi looked surprised. Rabbi:“How could that be?” Man:“I’m certain…