A woman was going to France for a two-week company training session.
Her husband drove her to the airport and wished her a safe trip.
Wife:
“Thank you, honey. What would you like me to bring you?”
Husband:
“How about a French girl?”
The wife smiled politely, said nothing, and boarded her flight.
Two weeks later, the husband picked her up at the airport.
Husband:
“So, honey, how was your trip?”
Wife:
“It was very good, thank you.”
Husband:
“And what happened to my present?”
Wife:
“What present?”
Husband:
“The one I asked for—the French girl!”
Wife:
“Oh, that? I did what I could. Now we’ll have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl.”