Little Johnny was once caught playing doctor with the neighbor girl.
His dad was worried and decided to give him some advice.
Dad:
“Johnny, you know girls have teeth down there, right?”
Johnny:
“What? Are you serious?”
Dad:
“Yes. So you’d better stay away from that area, son.”
Years later, Johnny was in high school and started dating a girl. After several months, she wondered why he had never tried to take their relationship any further.
Girl:
“Johnny, aren’t you attracted to me? We’ve been together for months, but you haven’t tried to get romantic. Is something wrong?”
Johnny:
“When I was younger, my dad told me that girls have teeth down there.”
Girl:
“That’s silly. Let me show you.”
She reassured him and showed him there were no teeth.
Johnny stared in horror.
Johnny:
“Well, no wonder! Look at the state of your gums!”