The Frog’s Tough Choice – Funny Jokes

A family was driving on holiday when a frog hopped across the road.

The husband, who was driving, managed to stop the car just in time.

He got out, picked up the frog, and carried it safely to the side of the road.

The frog was very grateful.

“Thank you for saving me,” said the frog. “To repay your kindness, I’ll grant you one wish.”

The man thought for a moment and said,

“Please make my dog win the next dog race.”

The frog asked to see the dog, so the dog jumped out of the car.

After looking at it, the frog noticed the dog only had three legs.

“I’m afraid that wish may be almost impossible to grant,” said the frog. “Could you make another wish?”

The man nodded.

“Alright then. Please help my wife win the next beauty contest in our area.”

The frog asked him to call his wife out of the car.

The wife stepped out and walked over to the frog.

The frog looked at her carefully, then turned back to the man and said,

“Could I please have another look at the dog?”