A little old lady called her local bank, hoping to speak with someone at her neighborhood branch. Instead, her call was answered by the bank’s central call center. “Is this the High Street branch?” she asked. “No, madam,” the representative…
A couple was telling a friend about their recent vacation. “It sounds like you had a wonderful time in Texas,” the friend said. “But I thought you were planning to visit Colorado.” The husband smiled awkwardly. “Well, we changed our…
An elderly man had two very lazy sons. Before he passed away, he wrote a will that said, “After my death, tear down this house. Beneath the foundation, you will find a metal box containing my savings. It will be…
An old man was enjoying breakfast at a small diner when three bikers walked in. The first biker walked over and put out his cigarette in the old man’s pancakes. The second biker dropped his chewing tobacco into the old…
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and asked his father when he could start using the family car. His father smiled and said, “I’ll make you a deal. Bring your grades up from a C average to a…
A millionaire had a very unusual hobby. He collected live alligators and kept them in the large swimming pool behind his mansion. He also had a beautiful daughter who was still single. One day, he hosted a huge party. When…
Two elderly Irish friends were sitting in their favorite pub, enjoying a drink and talking about the future. After a thoughtful pause, one of them said, “You know, Mr. O’Shea, we’ve shared many wonderful years together. If I happen to…
An elderly American couple was standing nearby, wearing shorts and enjoying the day. The wife noticed another couple dressed a little differently and became curious. “Look at that couple,” she said to her husband. “I wonder where they’re from.” Her…
A farmer was leaning on his fence, peacefully watching his horses graze in the field. It was a quiet evening, and everything seemed perfectly normal. Then, out of nowhere, a dog walked up and stood beside him. The dog didn’t…
An old bull and a young bull were resting on top of a hill. Below them was a wide, green field filled with cows. The young bull looked down excitedly and said, “Let’s run down there and scare one of…
A bride was feeling very nervous on her wedding day, so she went to speak with the priest for some advice. The priest smiled and said, “Don’t worry. Just take it one step at a time. As you walk in,…
Little Johnny had just moved to a new town and joined the local youth football team. For his very first game, the coach even let him start on the field. At the end of the first quarter, the coach looked…