A husband and wife were relaxing on the couch, watching television together.
After a few minutes, the wife noticed her husband staring at the ceiling just above her head.
She looked up and asked,
“What are you looking at?”
“A spider,” he replied.
She searched the ceiling for a moment and frowned.
“I don’t see anything.”
He calmly said,
“Oh… then it must have fallen onto your head.”
The wife screamed and jumped off the couch in a panic.
Without looking away from the TV, the husband smiled and said,
“Since you’re already up, could you grab me another beer?”