For several years, a married man had a secret relationship with an Italian woman. One day, she told him that she was expecting a baby. Not wanting the news to become public or affect his marriage, he offered her a…

An American couple adopted a little boy from Germany. The years went by, but the boy never spoke. After two years, his parents began to worry. After three years, he was still completely silent. Even after four years, he had…

An elderly man was lying in bed, very ill, while his family sat in the living room discussing his funeral. His son Arthur said, “We should give him a grand farewell. Let’s invite hundreds of people and rent a whole…

An old farmer couldn’t decide which of his three grown sons should inherit the family farm. One morning, he gave each of them a duck and said, “Whoever gets the most value for their duck will inherit the farm.” The…

An elderly Scottish Jewish man decided it was finally time to retire and take up golf. He applied for membership at a local Scottish golf club. About a week later, he received a letter saying his application had been rejected.…

A deer hunter had another hunting trip go completely wrong. It seemed like every time he went into the woods, something unlucky happened. He would spot a big buck, carefully aim, pull the trigger… and miss. If he managed to…

A man owned a rabbit farm that was famous all over the world. People said his rabbits were so strong they could lift more weight than any person. One day, a little boy visited the farm and asked, “How do…

An elderly retired farmer became bored after leaving farm life, so he decided to open a small medical clinic. Outside, he put up a sign that read: “Treatment: $500. If I can’t cure you, I’ll pay you $1,000.” A young…

Two 80-year-old friends, John and Sylvester, were driving down the road when they heard a commercial on the radio. As it ended, the announcer said, “It makes you feel young again.” John looked over at Sylvester and said, “We’ve got…

Little Johnny was always teased by the neighborhood boys, who thought he wasn’t very smart. Their favorite trick was to hold out a nickel and a dime and let Johnny choose one. Every single time, Johnny picked the nickel. One…

A young boy was walking down the street with a monkey sitting on his shoulder when a police officer stopped him. The officer smiled and said, “Young man, I think you should take that monkey to the zoo.” The boy…

Two farmers kept arguing because they couldn’t tell their donkeys apart. Finally, the first farmer said, “I’ll cut the tail off my donkey so we’ll know which one is mine.” A few days later, the two donkeys got into a…