Fifteen-year-old Johnny came home driving a brand-new Porsche. His parents rushed outside in shock. “Johnny!” his father shouted. “Where did you get that car?” “I bought it,” Johnny replied calmly. “With what money?” his mother asked. “Do you know how…
A balding, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store with a beautiful young woman by his side. He told the jeweler, “I’m looking for a very special engagement ring.” The jeweler showed him a ring that cost $5,000. The man…
A husband and wife walked into a dentist’s office. The wife spoke first. “I need a tooth pulled right away. No numbing medicine, no gas, nothing. We’re in a hurry, so just pull it out as quickly as you can.”…
A mother decided to give her 10-year-old daughter, Cathy, a practical birthday present. “How about we open a savings account for you?” she suggested. Cathy was thrilled with the idea. When they arrived at the bank, her mother handed her…
A farmer placed an advertisement in the newspaper to sell one of his cows. Before long, a man came to look at it. After checking the cow over, the buyer asked, “If the cow looks so healthy, why are you…
A family of mice was out for a walk when a large cat suddenly appeared in front of them. The little mice froze in fear. But Father Mouse stood tall, took a deep breath, and barked loudly, “BOW-WOW-WOW!” The surprised…
A man from Alaska always dressed his mule in a pair of trousers to help keep it warm during the freezing winters. One day, he was traveling with the mule through a town in the Midwest. As they walked down…
A bear was driving his truck down the highway when a rabbit on a fast sports motorcycle zoomed past him. As the rabbit pulled up beside the truck, he shouted, “Hey! Do you know how to ride a motorcycle?” Before…
An elderly man bought a well from a clever businessman. The next day, as the old man was on his way to the market, he met the seller. The businessman smiled and said, “I sold you the well, but I…
Two elderly friends were sitting on a park bench, enjoying a quiet afternoon. One of them smiled and said, “I just got a new hearing aid. It’s fantastic! It’s so comfortable that you can’t even tell I’m wearing it, and…
One morning, a man walked into the kitchen to make breakfast. When he opened the refrigerator, he was shocked to find a rabbit sitting inside. “Hey!” he shouted. “What are you doing in my refrigerator?” The rabbit calmly looked up…
A turtle was sitting beside a busy road when a chicken walked up to him. “What are you doing here?” the chicken asked. The turtle pointed across the road and said, “My friend is over there. Some troublemakers flipped him…