A husband and wife walked into a dentist’s office.
The wife spoke first.
“I need a tooth pulled right away. No numbing medicine, no gas, nothing. We’re in a hurry, so just pull it out as quickly as you can.”
The dentist looked impressed.
“That’s very brave of you,” he said. “Now, show me which tooth needs to come out.”
The wife turned to her husband and said,
“Go ahead, dear… open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is.”