A deer hunter had another hunting trip go completely wrong.
It seemed like every time he went into the woods, something unlucky happened.
He would spot a big buck, carefully aim, pull the trigger… and miss.
If he managed to get close, the deer would notice him and run away.
Sometimes he would sneeze just as the buck came into range.
Other times he would even fall asleep in his hunting stand, only to wake up in time to see a huge deer disappearing into the trees.
Finally, after yet another disappointing day, he complained to his hunting buddies.
“Everything that happens to people who don’t know how to hunt keeps happening to me!” he said.