Little Johnny arrived late for school one morning.
His teacher looked at him and asked,
“Johnny, why are you late today?”
Johnny replied,
“I met a man who had lost his wallet.”
The teacher smiled.
“Oh, I see. You were helping him look for it?”
Johnny shook his head.
“Not exactly.”
“So what were you doing?” the teacher asked.
Johnny grinned and said,
“I was standing on it until he finally gave up and went away.”