A husband and wife were staying at a hotel when they got into a heated argument.
The husband called the front desk and said,
“Please come quickly! My wife wants to jump out of the window.”
The manager replied,
“I’m sorry, sir, but that sounds like a personal matter. You’ll have to work that out yourselves.”
The husband quickly answered,
“No, it’s not a personal matter anymore.”
“The window won’t open. That’s a maintenance issue!”