A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The following morning, the farmer arrived at Chuck’s house with some bad news. Farmer:“Sorry, son, but I…
Little Johnny was once caught playing doctor with the neighbor girl. His dad was worried and decided to give him some advice. Dad:“Johnny, you know girls have teeth down there, right?” Johnny:“What? Are you serious?” Dad:“Yes. So you’d better stay…
Wife:“Honey, please don’t forget to buy some bread on your way home from work. Oh, and your girlfriend Elizabeth is here. She says hello.” Husband:“Who is Elizabeth?” Wife:“Nobody. I just wanted you to reply so I know you saw my…
An elderly lawyer parked his brand-new Porsche outside his office, hoping to show it off to his colleagues. As he stepped out of the car, a large truck came too close to the curb and ripped the driver’s door completely…
A man went to see the rabbi looking very worried. Man:“Rabbi, something terrible is happening, and I really need your advice.” Rabbi:“What’s wrong?” Man:“I’m convinced my wife is poisoning me!” The rabbi looked surprised. Rabbi:“How could that be?” Man:“I’m certain…
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds one afternoon. Wife:“I want to ride the Ferris wheel!” Husband:“I’m not comfortable going on that ride.” So the wife decided to go by herself. The Ferris wheel started turning, round and round.…
Little Johnny was sitting in the backyard when his grandad came outside. Johnny:“Grandad, I’m bored.” Grandad:“I’ll tell you what. If you can get this worm back into its hole, I’ll give you £10. That should keep you busy.” Grandad picked…
During break time, a teacher noticed that one of his students, Johnny, was sitting alone and looking miserable. The teacher sat beside him. Teacher:“Johnny, what’s wrong? Are you sick?” Johnny:“No.” Teacher:“Then what’s wrong?” Johnny:“I just want to be alone.” Teacher:“Come…
Johnny’s mother-in-law came home and found him furiously packing his suitcase. Mother-in-Law:“What happened?” Johnny:“What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I emailed your daughter, Rachel, to let her know I was coming home from my trip today. When I arrived,…
Dad:“Johnny, who do you like more, Mom or Dad?” Johnny:“Both!” Dad:“Okay. If I go to America and your mom goes to Paris, where would you go?” Johnny:“Paris.” Dad:“So that means you like your mom more?” Johnny:“No. It means I like…
Joe was an elderly housekeeper who had a habit of drinking his boss Sam’s wine and replacing it with water. Sam suspected Joe but tolerated it for a while. However, when it became a daily routine, Sam decided to catch…
One evening, a man was very impressed with the meat his wife had prepared. Husband:“What did you marinate this in?” His wife immediately began giving him a heartfelt speech about how much she loved him and how she couldn’t imagine…