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A group of frogs was traveling through the woods when two of them accidentally fell into a deep pit. The other frogs gathered around the edge and looked down. When they saw how deep the pit was, they told the…

An old golfer was playing near a water hazard when his club slipped from his hands and fell into the water. He cried out in frustration, and suddenly the Lord appeared. “Why are you crying?” the Lord asked. The golfer…

A little old lady tried to call her local bank, but instead of reaching the branch, she was connected to the bank’s call centre. “Is this the High Street branch?” she asked. “No, madam,” replied the agent. “It is now…

An old man was traveling down a highway on the back of his donkey. Two police officers spotted him and decided to have a little fun. They approached the old man and asked, “Hey, why aren’t you wearing a seat…

A man bought a voice-automated robot car that could do exactly what he told it to do without making any mistakes. He was very proud of the car and often showed off its abilities. One day, his wife was feeling…

An atheist was walking through the woods, admiring the beauty of nature around him. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he walked along a river, he suddenly heard rustling in the bushes…

A woman saw an advertisement in her local newspaper that read: “Purebred Police Dog — $25.” Thinking it was an incredible bargain, she quickly called and arranged to have the dog delivered. The next day, a van pulled up to…

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen and saw his mother baking a cake. “I’m going to play in my room for the next two hours,” he announced. “I’d really like a piece of cake when it’s ready.” A little later,…

Two elderly Floridian ladies were sitting on a park bench in Miami one morning. One of them turned to the other and said, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful these days. This morning, I was standing at the top of…

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the check-up, the doctor asked to speak with the wife privately. Once they were alone, the doctor said, “Your husband is suffering from a very serious stress disorder. If you…

Two elderly women were driving in a large car. Neither of them could see very well over the dashboard. As they were driving along, they came to an intersection. The traffic light was red, but they drove straight through it.…

A jogger was running down a country road when he suddenly heard a horse shout, “Hey, come over here, buddy!” Startled, the jogger stopped and ran over to the fence where the horse was standing. “Were you talking to me?”…