Two elderly women were driving in a large car.
Neither of them could see very well over the dashboard.
As they were driving along, they came to an intersection.
The traffic light was red, but they drove straight through it.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself,
“I must be losing my mind. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.”
A few minutes later, they reached another intersection.
Again, the light was red, and once again they drove right through it.
This time, the passenger was almost certain the light had been red, but she worried that maybe her eyes were playing tricks on her.
Feeling nervous, she decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, the light was definitely red, and they drove straight through it.
She quickly turned to the other woman and said,
“Mildred! Did you realize we just went through three red lights in a row? We could have been killed!”
Mildred looked at her in shock and replied,
“Oh my gosh!! Am I driving!!?”