Two elderly Floridian ladies were sitting on a park bench in Miami one morning.
One of them turned to the other and said,
“You know, I’m getting really forgetful these days. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or if I was about to go down!”
The other lady asked,
“How did you finally figure it out?”
The first lady replied,
“Well, I thought about it for a minute or two, and then it came to me… I had already been to the bathroom, so I must have just come up the stairs!”