A senior citizen asked his 80-year-old friend, “So, I hear you’re getting married?” “Yep,” his friend replied. “Do I know her?” “Nope.” “Is she good-looking?” “Not really.” “Is she a good cook?” “Not especially.” “Is she wealthy?” “Nope. Poor as…
A lion was getting married, and all the animals gathered to celebrate. Out of respect, every animal stood at a safe distance to congratulate the king of the jungle. Then a tiny mouse confidently walked right up onto the stage…
A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender thought about it for a moment and agreed. The man reached into one…
One day, Little Johnny’s dad stopped at the supermarket. He was only inside for about five minutes. When he came back outside, he saw a police officer writing a parking ticket. He walked over and said, “Come on, officer. How…
A man prepared his donkey and his dog for a long journey over a mountain. He loaded the donkey with heavy packs until it was carrying as much as it could. To keep the donkey from getting too tired, the…
One Sunday, the preacher gave a sermon titled, “Forgive Your Enemies.” At the end of the sermon, he asked the congregation, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” About half the people raised their hands. He asked again. This…
One day, Little Johnny was moving to his father’s house. He packed everything from his room into a little red wagon and began pulling it down the road. When he reached a steep hill, the wagon became very hard to…
Three elderly women were sitting together, talking about the challenges of getting older. Ruth, who was 60, sighed and said, “Sixty is the worst age. You always feel like you need to pee, but most of the time nothing happens.”…
An elderly man decided to visit the college where he had studied many years earlier. He walked to the old hostel, knocked on the door of Room No. 3, and said, “May I come in? I lived in this very…
A 50-year-old woman suddenly decided to learn how to swim. Her friends were surprised because she had always spent her free time going to church. One day, someone asked, “Why have you suddenly become so interested in swimming?” The woman…
A father was talking with his 8-year-old son, Little Johnny, about what he wanted to be when he grew up. They discussed all kinds of careers. After thinking for a moment, Johnny said, “I want to be a babysitter.” His…
A little bird fell out of its nest and decided to explore the world. Before long, it met a large, hairy animal. “Hello,” said the little bird. “I’m a little bird. Who are you?” “I’m a wolf-dog,” the animal replied.…