Little Johnny was leading a cow through the village square when the mayor spotted him. “Hello, Johnny,” the mayor called. “Where are you taking that cow?” Johnny replied, “I’m taking her to the bulls so she can have a calf.”…
A man was walking through the city when he noticed someone standing on a street corner, calmly snapping his fingers over and over again. Curious, he walked over and asked, “Excuse me, why do you keep snapping your fingers?” The…
Two elderly men were pushing their shopping carts through Walmart when they accidentally crashed into each other at the end of an aisle. “Oh, I’m so sorry,” said the first man. “I wasn’t paying attention. I’m trying to find my…
A poor woodcutter earned his living by cutting trees and selling firewood. One day, while working beside a river, his axe slipped from his hands and fell into the water. It was the only tool he owned, so he sat…
Two little boys, both too young to start school, were visiting the zoo with their families. As they walked along, one of them smiled and said, “My name is Billy. What’s yours?” “I’m Tommy,” the other boy replied. Billy asked,…
A man packed his donkey and his dog for a long journey through the mountains. He loaded the donkey with as much gear as it could safely carry. To keep the animal from getting too tired, he walked beside it…
Five-year-old Johnny and his friend Susie were playing house. After a while, they decided it was time to get married. So Johnny went to Susie’s father and politely asked for permission to marry her. Smiling, Susie’s dad played along. “That’s…
A wife decided to ask her husband a simple question. “Do I look fat?” “Yes,” he answered. She frowned. “Don’t you ever say that to me again!” A little later she asked the same question. “Do I look fat?” “No,”…
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of newborn kittens. When they got home, he ran excitedly to his mother and said, “There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens!” His mother smiled and asked,…
One day, a teacher brought two buckets into the classroom. One bucket was filled with water, and the other was filled with beer. He then led in a donkey and placed both buckets in front of it. The donkey sniffed…
Mary and Tim had been happily married for ten years. They loved spending time together. They watched films, enjoyed meals together, and every Sunday they played a round of golf. Neither of them was especially good at it, but they…
A game show host welcomed a rabbit onto the stage and picked up the first question card. “Let’s begin with an easy one,” the host said. “What is 7 plus 5?” “Twelve,” the rabbit answered. “Correct!” said the host. “Now…