One morning, a wife was in the kitchen getting breakfast ready.
She had just put some eggs on to boil when her husband wandered in, still wearing his pajamas.
She looked at him and said,
“I need you to make love to me right now.”
The husband couldn’t believe his luck.
Without wasting a second, he swept her into his arms, and they shared a passionate moment right there in the kitchen.
When it was over, the wife smiled, thanked him, and calmly went back to preparing breakfast.
Completely confused, the husband asked,
“Well… what was that all about?”
She pointed toward the stove and said,
“The egg timer is broken.”