Sue called her husband, Dan, at work.
“Dan, do you have time for a quick chat?”
“Sorry, darling, this isn’t a good time. I’m about to go into a board meeting.”
“But it won’t take long,” Sue said. “I just want to tell you some good news and some bad news.”
“I really don’t have time,” Dan replied. “So just quickly tell me the good news.”
“Oh, all right,” Sue said.
“The good news is that the airbag on your brand-new Mercedes works very well.”