Two police officers saw an elderly woman staggering down the street.
When they stopped to check on her, they realized she had far too much to drink.
Instead of taking her to jail, they decided to drive her home.
They helped her into the police car, and one of the officers sat in the back with her.
As they drove through the city, they kept asking,
“Ma’am, where do you live?”
The woman gently stroked the officer’s arm and said,
“You’re passionate.”
The officers kept driving and asked again,
“Can you tell us where you live?”
Once again, she smiled, stroked his arm, and said,
“You’re passionate.”
After driving around for nearly two hours, the officers were getting frustrated.
They stopped the car and said,
“Ma’am, we’ve been driving around the city for two hours, and you still haven’t told us where you live!”
The woman sighed and replied,
“I’ve been trying to tell you…”
“You’re passin’ it!”