A husband and wife were arguing about who should make the coffee every morning.
The wife said,
“You should make it because you get up first. That way, we won’t have to wait so long for our coffee.”
The husband replied,
“You’re the one who does the cooking, so making the coffee should be your job too. I can wait.”
The wife smiled and said,
“No, you should do it. Besides, it says in the Bible that the man should make the coffee.”
The husband laughed.
“I don’t believe that. Show me.”
So she brought the Bible, opened the New Testament, and pointed to the top of the page.
It read:
“HEBREWS.”