One sunny day, a fly was relaxing on the handle of a lawnmower, enjoying the warm sunshine.
Suddenly, a little boy ran outside while eating a bologna sandwich. As he passed by, a small piece of bologna fell onto the sidewalk near the lawnmower.
The fly spotted the tasty snack and quickly flew down to take a bite.
After eating a little, it flew back to the lawnmower handle to rest.
A few moments later, it flew down for another bite, then back up again.
The fly repeated this over and over until it was completely stuffed and could barely stay in the air.
While resting on the handle, it looked down and noticed there was still one small piece of bologna left.
The fly didn’t want another fly or an ant to eat it, so it took off one last time.
But it was so full that it couldn’t stay in the air.
It dropped straight to the sidewalk…
Splat!
Moral: Don’t go flying off the handle when you’re full of baloney.