Two little boys, both too young to start school, were visiting the zoo with their families.
As they walked along, one of them smiled and said,
“My name is Billy. What’s yours?”
“I’m Tommy,” the other boy replied.
Billy asked,
“What does your dad do for a living?”
“He’s an accountant,” Billy answered. “What about your dad?”
“My dad’s a lawyer,” Tommy said.
Billy looked at him and asked,
“An honest lawyer?”
Tommy shrugged and replied,
“No… just a regular one.”