A husband and wife were relaxing on the sofa, watching television together.
After a while, the wife noticed her husband staring at the ceiling just above her head.
Curious, she looked up and asked,
“What are you looking at?”
“A spider,” he replied.
She searched the ceiling for a moment and said,
“I don’t see anything.”
He calmly answered,
“Oh… then it must have fallen onto your head.”
The wife let out a scream and jumped off the sofa in a panic.
Without missing a beat, her husband smiled and said,
“Since you’re already up, could you grab me another beer?”