A woman finished shopping and brought her purchases to the cashier.
Cashier:
“Cash, check, or credit card?”
As the woman searched through her purse for her wallet, the cashier noticed a television remote inside.
Cashier:
“Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”
Woman:
“No. But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the meanest thing I could do to him.”